SAV H3 Green Dress Run 2015 — March 6–8, 2015

Full Trail Details will be posted soon
(All adults 21+ of age are welcome at each event - just show up)

 

Mark your calendars!

SAV H3 Green Dress 2014 — Rego is Closed!

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It's time for the 2014 Savannah Green Dress Run!

March 7 - 9, 2014                                                                               Who's Cumming

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We bet you've heard stories of the epic weekend we throw every year here in Savannah. Here is your chance to join in!

This will NOT be the same old "69"! SavH3 will take you to all new levels of debauchery, drunkenness, and public displays of embarrassment this year, while keeping all of our usual tackiness. That's right.  We'll still have our nasty shiggy trail, rides on trollies and photo ops with the locals down on River Street. No price increases anywhere either.  It's time to hit the Goodwill for your raunchy green dress, stockpile liquor and find some hashy friends to hit the road with.

All transportation, beer, groceries and giveaways are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail and the Green Dress Pub Crawl Saturday. More details to follow. Contact Fellat with any silly questions.

Hotel Information

    Wingate by Wyndham
    115 O'leary Road
    Port Wentworth, GA 31407              912-964-0840

Wingate by Wyndham
115 O'leary Road
Port Wentworth, GA 31407
912-964-0840
$65 a night as long as you mention Savannah Hash House Harriers. This includes a HOT breakfast bar Saturday and Sunday morning.
70 rooms are blocked off for our group. Overflow hotel information will be posted with our group rates as soon as the main hotel fills up.
                                                                                                                                     912-964-0840                                                                                                                                                              $65 a night as long as you mention Savannah Hash House Harriers.                                                                                                                                                                    This includes a HOT breakfast bar Saturday and Sunday morning.  70 rooms are blocked off for our group. Overflow hotel information will be posted with our group rates as soon as the main hotel fills up.

Schedule of Events

Friday 3/7/14
Arrive at hotel, argue pointlessly with hotel staff.
Take whatever room you get and drink your own liquor.

4 -6 PM- Tap Kegs and Registration opens. Sign in, get your shit, continue drinking, mingle and plan your strategy.

6:30'ish PM – Drag your drunk ass to your room and put on trail clothes! Continue drinking.

7'ish PM – Circle up for epic Savannah H3 SHIGGY! Food starts arriving. Continue drinking.

8:30-9'ish – Intro circle following trail, more food, more drinking.

9 PM – The first chariot arrives to haul your drunk ass downtown for more debauchery and drinking.

9:01 PM-3:00 AM.... Chariots continue running until downtown closes, kicks us out and your drunk ass is back at the hash hotels.

Until'ish – Drunken shenanigans, hook ups, find a bed. It doesn’t have to be your bed, but you signed a waiver.

Saturday 3/8/14
Wake up. Figure out where you are, who you're with and how important your arm is.

7:00 -10:00 AM - Sneak away from the room, scavenge for food, blood marys and mimosas. Pretend you don't remember anything form last night.

10:00-1:00 PM'ish – Registration is open and this is your last chance to get your shit while anyone in Savannah is still sober.

12:00-2:00 – SavH3 throws more food at you. Eating it is your choice. Warning: You are not nearly as hard core as you think you are and food is good.

2:00-3:00'ish PM – Traditional SavH3 Green Dress transport begins to yet again haul your drunk ass downtown. DO NOT MISS THE BOAT (or trolley).

4:00 PM – Circle UP wankers, for the 2014 SavH3 Green Dress and 2th Fairy Memorial! The Drunk Front is rolling in!

Until'ish – Who knows? Who cares? Put your faith in the wily hares and see where it leads you. We promise scenic views, the seedier establishments, amused tourists, and BEER! And SHOTS. And lots of BEER! And SHOTS!

8:30'ish – Until – On-In to more beer, music, awesome grub and a face rocking party of epic proportions. Chariots will run from 9:00 PM until whenever doing their usual, “hauling your drunk ass back to the hash hotel”.

Until'ish – More of the same shit you did last night, only drunker. Good luck with the hook ups. We still have your waivers.

Sunday 3/9/14
Wake up. Do the walk of shame. Pray to any deity that there is still a bloody mary left somewhere.

Pack your shit, check out and .......

Noon: Hangover Hash - Hared by SEXH3

Look forward to the Green Dress pics to help you piece together your weekend.

Disclaimer: You signed the waiver. It's not a black out if someone remembers what happened. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. We do this every year, livers be warned. You signed the waiver. There is NO SMOKING in the hotels or the chariots. Fees will be charged if you can't be trusted to smoke in the right places. If you get naked someplace stupid, fight, or do anything else ridiculous, you're on your own. Hide your keys the minute you check in. Food, beer and transportation are being provided.

The hotels are NOT downtown, but are conveniently located.